Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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