Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
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he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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