Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
Randomize
