Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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