I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
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