Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Small penises have feelings too.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
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