Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
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I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
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What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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