Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
Randomize
