Your mouth is God's brothel.
its not stalking. its research.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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