So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
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