I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Randomize
