your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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