Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
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