i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
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I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
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and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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