I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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