The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
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hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
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Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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