Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Randomize