I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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