he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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