Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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