kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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