I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
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Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
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Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
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