No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
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riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
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Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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