I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
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She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
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He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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