Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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