Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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