I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
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