Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
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