In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Randomize
