Small penises have feelings too.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
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I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
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Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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