Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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