I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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