Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Randomize
