So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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