I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Randomize
