I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
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Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I supernannyed him into submission
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