the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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