is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
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He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
he quoted the bible to break up with me
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
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If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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