The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
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Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
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How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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