Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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