i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
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Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
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He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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