where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
