I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
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The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
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The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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