new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
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On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
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Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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