i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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