Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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