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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/

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  Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.

  (859): View more from Kentucky

  Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.

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• (516): View more from New York

  Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?

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• (760): View more from California

  They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."

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  I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog

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  I'm afraid to ask what that means

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• (281): View more from Texas

  Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.

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• (660): View more from Missouri

  Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before

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