Betty ford says i'm here all night
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I just googled if crying burns calories
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.