Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
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Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
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As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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