Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
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I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
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HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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