They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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