**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
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sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
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All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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