I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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