Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
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Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
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I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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