Why did I cab home last night?
Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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