Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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